Fashion accessory stenciled with mysterious men

Add ice, beverage of choice and Spin

Pair of hooded hair dryers transformed into functional art for summer BBQ

You spin me round round round

Planetoid

I'm a God. You're a God. Let''s pretend we're Happy

The Greek god Zeus was infamous for toying with humankind in the "coliseum" of life. These trophies were found on the streets of Brooklyn by rob and his then girlfriend. It was a box of them. They told me. I luckily had a rental truck. So we knabbed 'em. The grill and the acrylic legs were found separately.

I'm a God.  You're a God.  Let''s  pretend we're Happy
©Middlefinger Art

kelvin mccannix Phalic furniture concept for Museum of Sex Japanese condom launch event

The Devil´s Penis

kelvin mccannix Funky + Functional yellow ashtray for DC art Gallery @thefridgedc

Women's panties add contrast to retro plastic dinner trays

kelvin mccannix X-girlfriend(s)" is an homage to eroticism.  Stacked four high are red plastic dinner trays, randomly found at a dead woman's estate sale.  A treasure, they serve as documentation of my personal collection of ladie's under garments (panties); which began with a black thong emblazoned with a gold Eiffel Tower.  Added to the dinner trays are symbols of diet control or lack there of; Pharmacy pills and wine glass.  Playful, the next pair of panties slid off the curvaceous hips of Dana. A Slovak beauty who said "my kisses taste like strawberries". Red is the central theme and invokes passion.  And the army-green thong with the black tiger was a happy accident.  So, why is Natalie Portman impersonating my X-girlfriend(s)?

 Thrice, in 3 days, I've seen Princess Amidala without her wig. First, in the TV commercial for the movie about "friends with benefits"...They have sex. Second, little miss petite is masturbating quite successfully on screen as a Black Swan. And third, the Padme' was on stage, accepting an award, following a hilarious monologue by Ricky Gervais. The trio of imagery, inviting the question...what are the whereabouts of her panties?  [FYI: I googled the spelling of curvaceous and guess which Star Wars Princess shows up?]