Cast off creation impies that Barack Obama "walks on water" for fans of Rachel Maddow

Behind door number 1, a blaxploitation of "The Last Supper".  Hailed as the American messiah, president elect Barack Obama was expected to walk on water and rescue the empire just in time for the exuberant fans of The Rachel Maddow show [MSNBC]. The reflection pond, in front of the Washington Monument, would have been my chosen location for the repeated miracle.  It's really close to the White House and it's not too deep.  Behind door number 2, the word HOPE is threaded with a fake gold chain.  With Black Jesus in the background, red beads are hot-glued to this plastic inspirational message.  According to the producers of reality TV, bright shiny things are superficial attachments needed to win the GRAND PRIZE.  And, in front of door number 3, a statuette symbolizing the negroid Vanna White [Wheel-of-Fortune game show model].  Emotionless and always properly groomed.
 
Something to do with Game Shows and Barack Obama walking on water 2009
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