kelvin mccannix Christinsanity chair #Legend

The Vatican concept was built 600 years after the worship of Mithra. Virtually all of the elements of the Orthodox Christian rituals, from miter, wafer, water baptism, alter, and doxology, were adopted from the Mithra and earlier pagan mystery religions. Mithraic worship flourished in the ancient world as late as the second century. The Messianic idea originated in Persia and this is where the Jewish and Christian concepts of a Savior came from. Mithra, as the sun god of ancient Persia, had the following karmic similarities with Jesus:

Mythra was born on December 25th
Mythra had 12 disciples
Mythra was identified with both the Lion and the Lamb
Mythra was buried in a tomb and was resurrected 3 days later

A design flaw or a male chauvinist design conspiracy, the Christinsanity Chair is infamous for tipping over unless occupied by two woman. The first to fall, a retired mother visiting Brooklyn. The next, a female executive for oddities shopping online. Legend says, "Tipsy or sober, alone or in pairs. Before you sit, beware The Christinsanity Chair. If good or evil, the chair does not care. Ladies have kissed the floor, when not aware. Beauty n Balance is all you need prepare."