kelvin mccannix Bad Robot #chrisrock

Disguised and unleashed to a dystopian society, "Chris Rock wants an Introduction to my Dry cleaning Lady" is a amalgamation of post-consumer waste that is transformed into a mechanical menace.  Rotating wheels from a tot's motorized Jeep form the massive yet stunted arms.  Emotionless, the faceless dome is the top half of a Weber style grill.  Standing at attention, awaiting command, stunted legs are made from an antique boot rack.  Symbolically representing B-movies of horror, the story  goes...

The front lawn of a neighborhood apartment complex was chosen to preview a NEW horror movie directed by comedian Chris Rock.  I was siting under a ground floor window  when the lead monster character of the movie burst out smashing glass and creating hysteria.  As he stepped on my arm, I recognized the man behind the mask [it was Chris in make-up].  Realizing this was a staged publicity stunt, I said nothing and watched the "monster" terrorize the unaware public.  Later, I'm speaking with the woman who does my dry cleaning.  Chris Rock approaches and wants an introduction.  Apparently, the monster costume had become stained with real blood.